阿非和红玉两人在屋内说话，谈及白天曾老爷子让大家对对子，阿非说自己是读洋学堂的，只学打棒球，不教对对子。于是红玉讲了下面一个故事：

据说宋朝秦少游留过洋，会说英语，娶了大学士苏东坡的妹妹做老婆。新婚的晚上，新娘把新郎赶出屋，要求新郎对上她出的对子才能进屋，否则就要在院子里站一夜——因为据说那时候不会对对子的人是没有资格进洞房的。当然，那也只是据说，毕竟还有很多放牛的。

苏妹妹把门一关，隔着窗户对秦少游说道：“闭门推出窗前月”。这个秦少游就懵了，左思右想、抓耳挠腮就是对不上来。这是候被苏东坡看到了，他就挺可怜我们老秦的，于是捡起块石头，冲着院子里的水缸“咚”的一声扔了进去。

各位，你道这是什么意思？他是在提醒秦少游下面的对子“投石击破水中天”！

对子好吧？可是再好也没用，关键是人，我们的老秦就是不开窍！突然他灵机一动，捡起跟棍子，“咚”的一下把房门敲开了。新娘就问他：“我的对子呢？”，秦少游回答说：“我是读洋学堂的，只学打棒球，不教对对子！”。

呵呵，到这相信大家也看出来了，红玉分明是在调笑阿非，于是免不了遭到阿非一阵胳肢。

《京华烟云》我没有看过 —— 这个故事也是昨晚我看书时从舍友的电脑里听来的，不知道林语堂在这本书里究竟描绘了怎样的一个世界，不过这个故事我倒是记住了，听起来很有那么一番韵味。突然想起汉字里骂人的境界，于是记录下来，博君一笑。

有点烦，所以只说两句：
1. 不知道为什么，我挺喜欢爱搞搞。所以听说她夫妇俩写了个软件，还算立刻的就下了来试用。不过刚一开始aigaogao就给了我个下马威（如图）

盯着那个框框瞧了半天，才发现“黑夜下面的宁静”。于是乎我把这叫做“爱搞搞一片漆黑”。

顺便问一句：我的BLOG大约有88篇，为什么aigaogao只下载了44篇后就动静全无，难道因为我在国外，网速慢，就“歧视”我？ :(

2. 好多网站都在说Live Messenger，刚好这个月流量充足，赶紧下了个来试试。感觉？我就不说啥了。毕竟人家还是测试版。我还是觉得我的MSN Messenger 7.5顺手。

3. 本来只打算说两条的，不过形式逼人，浏览器非逼着我说第三句。刚才在Donews发文，不知道是GreenBrowser问题还是Donews原因，反正刚刚我在“代码”里写了东 西，再点“代码”，文本框里马上变得空白一片！还好我有准备，提前 ctrl-c 了一下，不然还不得找块豆腐撞死！换人家 Firefox 就完全没问题了。以前我是IE的拥护者，现在嘛，我是 利益 的拥护者！

--- 哈里路亚！---

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	6.8
Mind:	7.1
Body:	6.3
Spirit:	6.7
Friends/Family:	4.7
Love:	7.7
Finance:	5.2
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

我的测试结果：

Life: Your life rating is a score of the sum total of your life, and accounts for how satisfied, successful, balanced, capable, valuable, and happy you are. The quiz attempts to put a number on the summation of all of these things, based on your answers. Your life score leaves room for improvement. You can make changes to improve your trouble areas, and this will bring you greater satisfaction. Focus on your weakest points and set about to change them. Do not delay your happiness and success. (Read more on improving your life)

Mind: Your mind rating is a score of your mind's clarity, ability, and health. Higher scores indicate an advancement in knowledge, clear and capable thinking, high mental health, and pure thought free of interference. Your mind score is within a healthy zone. This means you have achieved a level of mental balance and harmony consistent with living a healthy, happy life. Continue doing what works, and keep your focus. In our fast-paced world, mental clutter is all too common. Be vigilant in maintaining healthy mental function. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the mind.

Body: Your body rating measures your body's health, fitness, and general wellness. A healthy body contributes to a happy life, however many of us are lacking in this area. Your body score is fairly average, which means there is room for improvement. Keep a focus on your physical health. Protect your body as it is your most valuable physical asset. Nutrition, stress reduction, and exercise are key. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the body.

Spirit: Your spirit rating seeks to capture in a number that elusive quality which is found in your faith, your attitude, and your philosophy on life. A higher score indicates a greater sense of inner peace and balance. Your spirit score is relatively high, which means you are rewarded by your beliefs. Spirituality is clearly important to do. Never let it slip, and continue to learn and grow. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving the spirit.

Friends/Family: Your friends and family rating measures your relationships with those around you, and is based on how large, healthy, and dependable your social network is. Your friends and family score suffers, yet it does not need to be this way. Strengthen your social network by reaffirming old bonds. Seek out new friendships, and they will provide you the reward you need. Try using MeetUp.com to find people near you who share your interests.

Love: Your love rating is a measure of your current romantic situation. Sharing your heart with another person is one of life's most glorious, terrifying, rewarding experiences. Your love score is in good shape, meaning that things are going well. Do all you can to maintain it, and continue to grow and move ahead. Read advice from other quiz-takers on finding and maintaining love.

Finance: Your finance rating is a score that rates your current financial health and stability. Your finances are somewhat in the middle, neither bad or exceptional. Keep doing what works for you, and improve what doesn't. Focus on long-term financial stability as your goal. Read advice from other quiz-takers on improving your finances.

2. 又想起流氓软件，千言万语，怎一个“肏”字了得！

3. 爱搞搞有意思。听说爱搞搞搞了个中文Blog编辑软件，正好我也想来搞一搞，不过这也要明天回家搞定了流氓软件才来接着搞。于是记此一条以做明日下载之用。

4. 做人难，做穷人更难！有了爱搞搞的中文Blog编辑软件，明天又要看几十MB的流量从眼前爬过。哎，穷人上网就是这个样子D...

不解？愤怒！突然想起刚刚安装“Foxit Reader 汉化版”时软件提示是否安装“上网助手”，可是我明明点了“否”，而且还不止一次的点了“否”！但是，这个无耻的汉化人还是“强奸”了我的计算机，毫无廉耻的撕毁了象征性的安装提示，不要FACE的强迫给我的计算机安装了上网助手！此时此刻，实在没有别的言语能够表达我的感情了，奔腾在我内心里的只有一个字：肏！！！

由于马上就要和女朋友出门，所以也没有时间搞它，草草的搜索了一下相关的资料，放到了收藏夹里。经此一役，我发誓，除非我的英文降到白痴水平，否则今后再不用类似的汉化软件！哎，所谓“世风日下，人心不古”，古之人诚不余欺也！

让我们铭记这个日子：2006年1月7日，东正教的圣诞节。

让我们铭记这个家伙：吴国乐！

Update: 刚才在朋友机子上下载了一个名叫“文件夹伪装”的软件，结果又被强迫安装了“网络猪”和“很棒小助手”，没想到如今的世道是如此的险恶，我彻底的无奈了...