C++博客-The Humble Programmerhttp://www.cppblog.com/stan/Simple is better than complex.zh-cnThu, 23 Apr 2026 17:02:12 GMTThu, 23 Apr 2026 17:02:12 GMT60[转载]UNIX的一个笑话http://www.cppblog.com/stan/archive/2006/11/08/14865.htmlThe Humble ProgrammerThe Humble ProgrammerWed, 08 Nov 2006 11:33:00 GMThttp://www.cppblog.com/stan/archive/2006/11/08/14865.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/stan/comments/14865.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/stan/archive/2006/11/08/14865.html#Feedback1http://www.cppblog.com/stan/comments/commentRss/14865.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/stan/services/trackbacks/14865.html在学校BBS上闲逛看见的。笑岔了……
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csh的：

% rm meese-ethics
rm: messe-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% "How would you rate Dan Quayle’s incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ( 's

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.


bsh的：

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending

$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create

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