C++博客-二进制空间-文章分类-LyriCs...http://www.cppblog.com/asp/category/2900.htmlSee, I'm living...zh-cnSat, 31 May 2008 04:09:11 GMTSat, 31 May 2008 04:09:11 GMT60Weird Al Yankovic - This Is The Lifehttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14405.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 15:36:00 GMThttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14405.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/14405.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14405.html#Feedback0http://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14405.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14405.htmlI eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub's filled with Perrier
What can I say
This is the life

I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
I'm an upwardly mobile dude
This is the life

They say that money corrupts you
But I can't really tell
I got the whole world at my feet
And I think it's pretty swell

I got women lined up outside my door
They've been waitin' there since the week before
Who could ask for more
This is the life

You're dead for a real long time
You just can't prevent it
So if money can't buy happiness
I guess I'll have to rent it

Yeah, every day I make the front page news
No time to pay my dues
I got a million pairs of shoes
This is the life

I got a solid gold Cadillac
I make a fortune while I sleep
You can tell I'm a living legend
Not some ordinary creep

No way, I'm the boss, the big cheese
Yeah, I got this town on its knobby little knees
And I can do just what I please
This is the life

That's right, I'm the king, number one
I buy monographed Kleenex by the ton
I pay the bills, I call the shots
I grease the palms, I buy the yachts

One thing I can guarantee
The best things in life, they sure ain't free
It's such a thrill just to be me
This is the life
Waah, this is the life

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]]>Weird Al Yankovic - Hardware Storehttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14403.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 15:32:00 GMThttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14403.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/14403.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14403.html#Feedback0http://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14403.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14403.htmlNothin' ever (ever) happens in this town
Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here
I thought that I would go right out of my mind
Until a friend told me the news

He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot
Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it
And on that spot they're gonna build a shop
Where we can go buy bolts and screws"

Since then I've been walking on air (air)
I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair
'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care
I've been waiting since last June

For this day to finally arrive
I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive
'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside
Well, I hope they open soon

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store

In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight
Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out
I pressed my nose right up against the glass
You know, I had to be first in line

Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom
Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house
See those hacksaws? Very, very soon
One of them will be all mine

Guys with nametags walking down the aisles
Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles
Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles
All arranged alphabetically

And they're doing a promotional stunt
There's a great big purple sign out front
That says every 27th customer
Will get a ball peen hammer free

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store

Would you look at all that stuff ...
They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)
When are they gonna open up that door?
I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the
Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the
Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the
Hardware store

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]]>Weird Al Yankovic - I Love Rocky Roadhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14373.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 04:45:00 GMThttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14373.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/14373.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14373.html#Feedback0http://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14373.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14373.htmlI hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yah, but chocolate's gettin' old
Vanilla just leaves me cold

There's just one flavor good enough for me, yah me
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon
I know what I need

Baby, I love rocky road
So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me, ow

They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same
All the soda jerkers know my name
When their supply is gone
Then I'll be movin' on

But I'll be back on Monday afternoon, you'll see
Another truck load's comin' in for me, all for me
I'm singin'

I love rocky road
So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me, ow

(oh, make it talk)

When I'm all alone, I just grab myself a cone
And if I get fat and loose my teeth that's fine with me
Just lock me in the freezer and throw away the key
Sing it

I love rocky road
So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me

I love rocky road
So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with

*I love rocky road
*So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby
*I love rocky road
*So have another triple scoop with

*I love rocky road
*So won't ya go and buy half a gallon, baby
*I love rocky road
*So have another triple scoop with me


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]]>Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeonhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14371.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 04:44:00 GMThttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14371.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/14371.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14371.html#Feedback0http://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14371.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14371.htmlI finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two

I was last in my class
Barely passsed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid, yah I'm trying to avoid
A malpractise suit

Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line

Better give me all your gause nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last

Let me see, that I.V.
Here we go - time to operate
I'll pull his insides out, pull his insides out
And see what he ate

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign

Woe, woe, woe

It's a fact - I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die, yah my patients die
Before they can pay

Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh

Ooh baby, yah
I can hear your heartbeat
For the very last time

Asp 2006-10-30 12:44 发表评论
]]>Weird Al Yankovic - Eat Ithttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14372.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 04:44:00 GMThttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14372.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/14372.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14372.html#Feedback0http://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14372.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14372.htmlHow come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no desert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

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]]>Weird Al Yankovic - Fathttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14369.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 04:42:00 GMThttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14369.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/14369.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14369.html#Feedback0http://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14369.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14369.htmlYour butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I’ll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
’cause I’m the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I’m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I’ve got more chins than chinatown

Well, I’ve never used a phone booth
And I’ve never seen my toes
When I’m goin’ to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, come on you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Don’tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who’s fat

When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the richter scale
Down at the beach I’m a lucky man
I’m the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I’m gonna need my own zip code

When you’re only having seconds
I’m having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, sha mone
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who’s fat

If you see me comin’ your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I’m hungry
Then won’t you feed my face

Because I’m fat, I’m fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house

You know I’m fat, I’m fat, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I’m a crowd
Lemme tell you once again

You know I’m huge, I’m fat, you know it
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, you know, hoo
(fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I’m fat, I’m fat, you know it, you know
(fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I’m fat and I’m proud
Just tell me once again who’s fat

Asp 2006-10-30 12:42 发表评论
]]>Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvanahttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14370.htmlAspAspMon, 30 Oct 2006 04:42:00 GMThttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14370.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/14370.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/articles/14370.html#Feedback0http://www.cppblog.com/asp/comments/commentRss/14370.htmlhttp://www.cppblog.com/asp/services/trackbacks/14370.htmlWhat is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no!
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'
And I don't know what I'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah!

*belch*

poing!

It's unintelligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
with all these marbles in my mouth
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no!
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, we don't sound like Madonna
Here we are now, we're Nirvana
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Nirvana
A garage band from Seattle
Well it sure beats raisin' cattle
Yeah!

moo..

baa...

And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words, oh nevermind
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no!
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin'
But I don't know what I'm sayin'
What's the message I'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?
So have you got some idea?
Didn't think so
Well, I'll see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, hodinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayiyaaaaaah!


Asp 2006-10-30 12:42 发表评论
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